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Holden's Story by Holden (age 8)
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Yo! What's happening dudes and dudettes? Figure this out. Why was the number 10 afraid of the number 7? That's easy. 789 (seven ate the nine) Get it?
Oh, my name is Holden but it's Mr. Holden to you.
Did you know that my
head is 8 feet long, each toe is 17 feet, my stomach is 20
feet long, my fingers are 18 feet long, and my butt is 90 feet
huge. I have no eyes. I look the bomb. I have big ears. I am a
great boy. I have a big nose. I have polka dots. I am red
and pink and blue. I am 8 years old. I like to run and play around
and tell jokes. Write back to me. I like climbing trees and
jumping off the tree. I am smart.
Here's another joke. There were 10 copy cats. One
jumped off. How many are left? None. They are all copy cats. I am
a funny boy.