From lf1002@ln1.lincolnnet.net Mon Mar 1 09:05:35 1999 Status: O X-Status: Newsgroups: Date: Mon, 1 Mar 1999 09:05:35 -0600 (CST) From: Bill Pitts Subject: Fw: freekn funniest forward!! (fwd) Fcc: sent-mail Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 22:48:11 -0000 From: jerry wyckoff To: Angie Jungman , Bill Pitts , Barkley Wyckoff , Bobby Neal , Cody Griffin , Dave Wiggs , Don Driver Ann Driver , Eric & Heather Keller , "J. Andrew McClung" , Jay Wyckoff , Jen Wyckoff , Jim McBrayer , Joanna Jensen , John & Christine Allen , John Wyckoff , Jonathan Cronkite , Kristina Muscariello , maggie Wyckoff , Miriam chris Winkler , Rob Mattox , Sheila Edwards Subject: Fw: freekn funniest forward!! - >>> >>>>> >>>>>> Subject: FW: This is a big 5 on the rating scale >>>>>> >>>>>> 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate >>>>>> >>>>>> 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, >>>>>> "May I borrow a highlighter?" >>>>>> >>>>>> 2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." >>>>>> >>>>>> 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with >>>>>> a >>>>>> bodily function noise. >>>>>> >>>>>> 4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold." >>>>>> >>>>>> 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!" >>>>>> >>>>>> 6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." >>>>>> >>>>>> 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope >>>>>> >>>>>> into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly. >>>>>> >>>>>> 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" >>>>>> >>>>>> 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." >>>>>> >>>>>> 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically >>>>>> under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy >>>>>> boy!" >>>>>> >>>>>> 11. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers." >>>>>> >>>>>> 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of >>>>>> toilet >>>>>> paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then >>>>>> say, >>>>>> "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?" >>>>>> >>>>>> 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me." >>>>>> >>>>>> 14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your >>>>>> hand >>>>>> over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you >>>>>> squeeze >>>>>> the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely >>>>>> and >>>>>> blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast. >>>>>> >>>>>> 15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot." >>>>>> >>>>>> 16. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now >>>>>> what am I gonna do?" >>>>>> >>>>>> 17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt >>>>>> cheeks. >>>>>> >>>>>> 18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your >>>>>> "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the >>>>>> adjacent stall. >>>>>> >>>>>> 19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you >>>>>> can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" >>>>>> >>>>>> 20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born >>>>>> Free". >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>--------- End forwarded message ---------- >>>>>--------- End forwarded message ---------- >>>>>--------- End forwarded message ---------- >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> >> > > > > >**************HAILEY LOVES YOU*********************and Jesus does too!*** >