How come wrong numbers are never busy?

 Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?

 Does killing time damage eternity?

 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

 Why is it that night falls, but day breaks?

 Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

 Why is it that when you're driving and looking for
 an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
 dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and
 where do they keep it?

 Do pilots take crash-courses?

 Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

 How can there be self-help "groups"?

 How do you get off a non-stop flight?

 How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

 How many weeks are there in a light year?

 If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf
 people wear earmuffs?

 If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet  them?

 If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut
 butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

 If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

 If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the
 whales look the way they do?

 If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they
 make fog horns out of?

 If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have
 parking lots?

 If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

 Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a
 picture of a running child?

 Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

 Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when
 we are already there?

 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
 called rush hour?

 Ain't it the truth?