Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
     How do I set my laser printer on stun?
     If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
     If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
     If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
     Does a medical book have an appendix?
     Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?
     Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
     Why do banks charge you a non-sufficient funds fee on money they already know you don't have?
     Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
     If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
     Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled a them would they still grow only to be troubled and insecure?
     What's another word for synonym?
     Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
     When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
     When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
     Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
     Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
     Why do they report power outages on TV?
     What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
     Is it possible to be totally partial?
     Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk?
     Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
     If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
     If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
     If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
     If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
     Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
     Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
     If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
     Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
     If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
     If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
     When you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
     If a deaf mute swears, does his mother wash his hands out with soap?
     When frogs eat, do they have to wait 20 minutes before getting OUT of the water?
     When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
     Why is it something sent by truck is called a shipment, and something sent by boat is called cargo?
     If PRO is the opposite of CON, is PROgress the opposite of CONgress?
     Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
     Why is it that if you tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, he'll believe you; but if you tell him a bench has wet paint, he has to touch it?
     How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
     Why is it called a hamburger when it's made out of beef?
     Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
     What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
     Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
     How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
     Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
     Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it?
     Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
     Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
     Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
     Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
     What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
     Why is the word abbreviation so long?
     Why does the word monosyllabic have more that one syllable?
     When your garbage can wears out, where do you put it?
    Why did NASA spend $1 million to design a space pen and the Russians just used a pencil?
    If Canadian bacon is called back bacon in Canada, in Switzerland do they call Swiss cheese back cheese?
    Why are drive up teller machines required by the ADA to have braille dots on the numbers?
    What happens if you scare a person half to death twice?
    Why is the alphabet in that order?  Is it because of the song?
    Why do garbage bags tear when you pull them, but potato chip bags have to be cut open with scissors?
    What do pink flamingos buy to decorate their front yards with?

    If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
    Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
    What do chickens think we taste like?
    What do people in China call their good plates?
    What do you call a male ladybug?
    What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
    When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
    Which is the other side of the street?
    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
    Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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